是在哈囉？8大「超沒用發明」沒有最廢只有更廢

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文／凱倫

俗話說科技始終來自於人性，世上諸多發明都來自人們的惰性（誤），但也有人以發明「不必要的工具」為樂，雖然它們的確是滿足了日常生活中某部分的幻想，但「創意十足」的表現仍讓人哭笑不得啊！

國外就有一名叫做 Matt Benedetto 的設計師，專門發明這些創意工具，其IG帳號就叫做「不必要的發明」（ unnecessary inventions），一起來看看這些發明究竟有多酷（ㄈㄟˋ）吧！

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＃防哭哭海綿

多愁善感的你看電影時總是哭得淅瀝嘩啦嗎？這款防哭哭海綿眼鏡讓你想哭就哭，不必再手忙腳亂的抽衛生紙！

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The Sobbing Spectacles™️ Lets the tears flow without the mess! Our newly released glasses feature two highly absorbent sponges to soak up all those salty tears before they run down your face and simply ring them out before your next use. Whether it’s a sad movie, a wedding, or just your nightly cry before bed - never shed a tear without these beauties. But I’m not crying, you’re crying!! #unnecessaryinventions

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＃走到哪吃到哪的「手碗」

推薦給容易肚子餓的你！可以綁在手上的「手碗」讓你走到哪吃到哪，空出的手還能拿雜物，時尚又實用的配件！

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HandyBowl™️ Who’s hungry?! Whether you are late for work or just munching on the go, strap on our portable cereal bowl for breakfast whenever. Just hold your arm up and flat to enjoy your favorite sugar filled cereal. Check out the link in our bio to watch how we brought this idea today in one day for the 9 Hour Product Design Challenge! #unnecessaryinventions

Unnecessary Inventions（@unnecessaryinventions）分享的貼文 於PDT 2019 年 8月 月 21 日 上午 9:16張貼

＃踩到樂高也不怕襪襪

踩到樂高的痛感根本榮登世界之最（？），但有了這款襪子，不只不怕踩到樂高，還能搜集散落的積木，真是一舉兩得。

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Lego Socks™️ Can anyone tell me why stepping on a lego is the worst pain in the world? Well time to say adios to that excruciating experience when you slip on these comfortable socks. Each pair features a flexible sole with a geometric hole pattern to simply pick up each brick without harm. No clean up your toys or you aren’t getting any dessert!! (YouTube link in Bio on how we made them) #unnecessaryinventions

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＃實實在在踏青鞋

出外踏青還太膚淺，真正的享受大自然就是要赤腳踩在這片土地上！但怕赤腳要承受異樣的眼光嗎？這款鞋底挖空的鞋子，讓你穿著鞋子也能跟草地來個親密接觸。

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Incognito Kicks™️ Ah! Feel the ground beneath you where ever you go. Slip on these comfortable loafers and enjoy the sensation of walking barefoot while maintaining the appearance of appropriate attire. No soles, no problem! Incognito mode ACTIVATED! #unnecessaryinventions

Unnecessary Inventions（@unnecessaryinventions）分享的貼文 於PDT 2019 年 7月 月 10 日 上午 9:39張貼

＃夏天必備時尚冰項鍊

夏天太熱怎麼辦？那就來串「冰塊項鍊」吧！不只可以抵抗酷暑，還很時尚！

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Neckl-ICE™️ Did you know it’s currently 105°F in Death Valley. Stay icy no matter what with this custom silicone ice cube mold and solid gold necklace. Simply freeze the necklace into our hexagon cubes and chill. 🥶🥶🥶 #unnecessaryinventions LINK IN BIO for How I Made It!

Unnecessary Inventions（@unnecessaryinventions）分享的貼文 於PDT 2019 年 6月 月 18 日 上午 9:04張貼

＃絕對找得回的AirPods

價格不菲的AirPods弄丟很心痛嗎？這款手機殼讓你的AirPods成為有線耳機，再也不怕弄不見啦～

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TetherPods™️ If you are sick and tired of your Apple AirPods always falling out or getting lost, then I have an exciting news for you. Those issues are now a thing of a past with our signature iPhone Case that features an attached flexible cord that easily slides onto each AirPod. Always have a secure lifeline directly to your phone. Now turn up the music! #unnecessaryinventions

Unnecessary Inventions（@unnecessaryinventions）分享的貼文 於PDT 2019 年 6月 月 13 日 下午 1:56張貼

＃大拇指安全帽

踢到桌腳痛到哭嗎？這款安全帽你一定需要！

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StubStoppers™️ It can be like a construction zone trying to get around your apartment barefoot without stubbing your toes on something. Equip your big toe with these pint sized hard hats to say goodbye to bruised toes and show that furniture leg who’s boss! #unnecessaryinventions

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＃這才是對披薩的真愛表現

不能把披薩隨時帶在身邊，不要隨便說你最愛它！

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The Pizza FannyPack™️ Precious pizza, anywhere - anytime! Strap on our futuristic fanny pack that features two transparent pouches for your favorite slices on the go! The rugged waist strap has a high impact resistant buckle and reflector for a safe Pizza Party on the go. Extra pineapple please! (LINK IN BIO - to new YouTube video how we made it!) #unnecessaryinventions

Unnecessary Inventions（@unnecessaryinventions）分享的貼文 於PDT 2019 年 7月 月 12 日 上午 9:58張貼

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